I did it! With a whole hour to spare.
Fifty thousand and fourteen words in thirty days.
Not only does this site provide Japanese DIY educational models and automatons (I'll take this tea serving doll, thank you), but essential social guides which will instruct you, provided you read Japanese, on how to lean over to pick something up in a cute way.
Here's a review of the gramophone model. (via Boing Boing as usual.)
It's the first of November, so I must be procrastinating already. No really, it was research, but I thought that you might find it useful to know How to Address Clergy.
Word count: 1438