Rachel's Blog: How strine are you anyway?
Mon, 08 Dec 2008
Danny put this list together to make sure none of his friends were UnAustralian.*
- Heard a kookaburra in person
- Slept under the stars
- Seen a koala.
- Visited Melbourne. I live here!
- Watched a summer thunderstorm
- Worn a pair of thongs
- Been to Uluru (Ayer's Rock) I climbed it years and years ago, before it was discouraged, but I wouldn't again. Love to walk around it though.
- Visited Cape York
- Held a snake. I'm sure I did this in primary school. Certainly patted one at least.
- Sang along with Khe San. Only after a fair bit of #11
- Drank VB. And I wouldn't do that again either.
- Visited Sydney. It's overrated.
- Have seen a shark. In an aquarium.
- Have used Aussie slang naturally in a conversation. Bloody oath.
- Had an actual conversation with an indigenous Australian (aboriginal)
- Eaten hot chips from the bag at the beach. And deep fried pizza. Another thing not to try again.
- Walked/climbed over the Sydney Harbour Bridge
- Used an outside dunny, and checked under the seat before sitting down
- Seen Chloe in Young & Jackson's.
- Slept on an overnight train or bus. In Year 11 there was a school bus trip to Central Australia. We drove Melbourne to Mt Isa without stopping. And pretty much without sleeping.
- Been to Sydney's Mardi Gras
- Have gone bush-bashing. I've only ever walked and hiked on trails, I think.
- Taken a sickie
- Been to see a game of Aussie Rules football - the Community Cup; RRR vs PBS
- Have seen wild camels
- Gone skinny dipping
- Done a Tim Tam Slam
- Ridden in a tram in Melbourne
- Been at an ANZAC day Dawn Service
- Watched a sunrise or sunset
- Held a wombat
- Been on a roadtrip of 800km or more. That bus trip accounts for a lot of this list.
- Seen the Great Australian Bight in person. Well if I've been to Adelaide and looked at the water, that counts, right?
- Had a really bad sunburn
- Visited an aboriginal community
- Seen a redback spider
- Have watched Paul Hogan. Just Croc Dundee. Never again.
- Seen Blue Poles in person
- Wandered barefoot in the bush/outback
- Eaten Vegemite
- Thrown a boomerang. Badly.
- Seen the Kimberleys
- Given a hitch-hiker a lift
- Been to Perth
- Have tried Lemon, Lime and Bitters
- Tried playing a didgeridoo
- Seen dinosaur footprints. There are some in the Melbourne Museum. Is that cheating?
- Eaten Tim Tams And Iced VoVos.
- Been to Darwin
- Touched a kangaroo. The ones at Healesville Sanctuary are friendly.
- Visted the Great Barrier Reef
- Listened to Kevin Bloody Wilson. Saw him interviewed on Enough Rope.
- Killed a Cane Toad
- Gone to a drive-in theatre. The very first movie I ever saw in my life was Grease at a drive-in with my parents. I was two or three and I hung out the window and banged on the car roof. I remember this quite clearly.
- Have read and own books by Australian authors
- Visited Adelaide
- Know the story behind "Eternity"
- Been camping
- Visited Brisbane
- Been in an outback pub
- Know what the term "Waltzing Matilda" actually means
- Gone whale watching
- Listened to Slim Dusty. I'm sure I've heard Slim Dusty, but not on purpose.
- Own five or more Australian movies or TV series. I had to go and check, and no! Only one! I'm very ashamed of this and will rectify it. Can you get The Cars that Ate Paris on DVD?
- Sang along to Down Under
- Have stopped specifically to look at an historic marker by the side of the road.
- Eaten a 4'n'20 pie. From the school canteen.
- Surfed at Bondi. Walked along the beach, but too cold to even paddle.
- Watched the cricket on Boxing Day. Nor on any other day.
- Visited Hobart. This is where the "My brother threw up in the back of the rental car" story begins...
- Eaten kangaroo. I'm not a fan though.
- Seen a quokka. But not in the wild.
- Visited Canberra
- Visited rainforests
- Used a Victa lawnmower. Nor any other lawnmower. I'm perversely proud of this.
- Travelled on a tram in Adelaide
- Used a Hills hoist
- Visited Kata Tjuta (the Olgas)
- Used native Australian plants in cooking. Macadamias!
- Visited the snow
- Chosen a side in Holden VS Ford. Yeah, they're both crap.
- Visited the desert
- Been water skiing
- Read The Phantom. And I listen to him every Friday night.
- Visited Parliament House
- Gone spotlighting or pig-shooting
- Crossed the Nullarbor
- Avoided swimming in areas because of crocodiles
- Listened to AC/DC
- Called someone a dag
- Voted in a Federal Election
- Have been swimming and stayed between the flags
- Had a possum in your roof. And on my back.
- Visited the outback
- Travelled over corrugated roads. Lived on one growing up.
- Hit a kangaroo while driving. Well, I was on a bus. We hit several.
- Been well outside any mobile phone coverage. I remember when inside shopping centres was "outside" coverage.
- Seen an emu.
- Have woken to the smell of bushfires. Ash Wednesday.
Additional:
- Subscribed to RRR
- Patted a pure-bred dingo
- Seen the Oils live
- Been rock climbing at Mt Arapiles. But I didn't go very high!
*Not really.
