Rachel's Blog: 2006 Oscars Observations Part Two

Mon, 06 Mar 2006

Look at my earrings aren't they expensive?
I wonder if Wilkin's smalltalk is this bad when he's not being filmed. (Like that ever happens.)
Telling Lopez that tonight's theme is about colour is kinda wrong isn't it? Tasteless?

Clothes. Haven't seen any shockers yet. Nope, I take that back. Fortunately for the dressee, I don't know who she is.

Those aren't teeth! They're diamonds! That's the dumbest thing I've seen so far. That guy must be so hungry.

Yes Wilkins, Nicole was trying to ignore you.

Am I imagining it or is Channel Nine expecting us to know who the Australian stars are and only providing "nametags" for the locals.

Oh, now I know I'm watching Channel Nine. It's Funniest Oscar Videos. Cheap, guys. Very cheap.

Ooh, quiz. What? Was it all the same film? Lemme think. Spielberg 1999, Hilary Swank 2000, Russell Crowe 2001, Halle Berry 2002. (I think, it was pretty quick on screen.) Errr, Saving Beautiful Million Dollar Monsters?